Discord!

"Yes, I do consider myself as quite the looker. It is so sad that those ponies don't even realize it."
-What about Celestia?
"What about her?"
-Well....
"I don't see the link with my... Oh. No comment."
-What? Nothing at all?
"You, journalists always come with anything to sell your paper. I stopped eating them a while ago for the awful aftertaste they leave in the mouth. And the soul.
-Huh? You... were eating journals?
"What? No! Newspapers. Not journals. These are too personal. Though..... quite tasty..."
-Interesting....
"Hey! Did you just noted what I just said?"
-Uh..... No?
"Hmm. Let see how your journal tastes like."
-WHAT?! NOOO!

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